Downloads, Educational Materials & Related Research
The Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division maintains a collection of educational materials, instructional kits, and external references for researchers, educators, and public information officers. Some materials require authorized access.
Educator Downloads (Restricted Access)
Restricted educational materials are available only to authorized users. Authentication is managed via secure directory access controls. Username: teach, password: dhmo.
Step-by-step instructions for conducting classroom discussions, administering surveys, and compiling structured findings.
Download Guide →Share this ready-to-print, two-sided pamphlet that makes the case for banning DHMO. Describes what the deadly chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide is, a justification for a ban, and a comprehensive list of dangers including perils, uses, and places where DHMO is found.
Download Pamphlet →Includes printable survey forms, instructional guidance, sample briefing materials, poster ideas, and data collection forms designed for conducting structured DHMO awareness research.
Download Kit →Officially certifies the holder to handle and distributed Dihydrogen MOnoxide for Educational purposes only.
Download Certificate →Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide! Discover its numerous dangers, uses and abuse, the impact it has on the environment, industry, schools and churches, and on innocent children! And much more! This booklet contains all of the startling facts! Ready to print. (24 pages)
Download Factbook →Ready-to-print DHMO containment vial labels in standard 33 labels per page (3 colums, 11 labels per column).
Download Labels →
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Uniform submission format for consolidating survey results
across institutions and research groups.
Related Research & External References
A long-running public advocacy initiative focused on eliminating DHMO exposure risks through legislative action.
Visit Site →Standard reference for chemical classification and element structure used in DHMO-related analysis.
View Reference →Crowdsourced satirical encyclopedia with historical and pseudo-scientific interpretations of chemical hazards.
Browse Entries →DHMO.org claims no affiliation with the following research, educational, and commercial endeavors. Each provides valuable support for the critical thinking and science support mission of the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division.
- Birds Aren't Real - Startling evidence that birds are not what they appear to be. [Conspiracy] [60 Minutes]
- The Taxonomy of Barney - Evidence of convergence in hominid evolution. [academia.edu]
- Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus - Dedicated to saving the endangered, highly intelligent cephalopod from extinction.
- The Journal of Immaterial Science - The premier, open-access, beer-reviewed scientific journal.
- Peeps Research - Scientific exploration of marshmallow peeps.
- Pastafarians, Pirates and Climate Change - Research correlating the decline in the number of pirates with global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters.
- T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. - Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.
- All About Explorers - Everything you've ever wanted to know about every explorer who ever lived... and more!
- Laski@Home - Affordable in-Hiome LASIK surgery you can do yourself.
- Origami Boulder Company - Origami is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock.
- Buy Tigers - Offering onlie purchase of tigers delivered direct to home.
- Bonsai Kitten - Nature-based research applying technique of Bonsai to adorable kittens.
- ACME Klein Bottle - First scientist to successful immerse 4 dimensions in 3 dimensions to provide single-sided, safe storage of DHMO.
- Pointer Pointer - Finds a photo with someone pointing exactly at your cursor.
- Zombo.com - Welcome to Zombo.com. The only limit is yourself. [original]
- Boneless Girl - Physics experiments with a simulated, boneless girl.
- Cat Bounce - Exploring the physics of simulated, flying cats.